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Life with the Virtual Ranger

I've changed jobs a few times in the last few years, and I’ve started to notice something. Is it just me, or do computer departments in all large organisations act the same way? Maybe you are one of the lucky ones, but my money says that you will recognise something in what follows. It makes me seethe – let me explain why. See if this situation sounds familiar to you.

Every few years, maybe, you go out and buy a pair of nice new chainsaws (or pond-dipping nets, microscope, radios… whatever it is you use). You carefully choose the best ones, testing a few out, maybe getting a demo and a nice free hat from the salesman. You get a spare bar, a reel of chain, maybe a free combican as a special offer, whatever. Add on a set of basic protective clothing and what have you spent? Probably £1000. Did you have any trouble persuading the boss to authorise it? Of course not, assuming that the money is there. Would anyone seriously challenge your choice of, say, a Husqvarna and not a Stihl? Certainly not.

The Virtual Ranger gets cross! Matthew looks at how information technology is handed out…. or not. Do you see where this is leading? If you have tried to buy a bit of computer equipment recently I suspect you do. Finance departments breed computer departments. Computer departments are run by accountants, who love to make rules – quite rightly, where finance is concerned. But is this the right approach for information technology? Every job I have had has involved some officious accountant attempting to tell me what sort of computer and software I must use – and what I must not use, and what will happen to me if it do. I wager your job is the same. Why do computers get this special treatment? Chainsaws are just as complicated and difficult to use, but we are allowed to make our own choices there.

Big computer departments get big ideas. The ideas usually go like this: we have chosen a great piece of wizardry. Therefore, we must ensure that all our colleagues use this piece of wizardry and no other. However, they will have to pay for it. Or maybe like this: we negotiated a great deal with IBM in 1989. Therefore, we are going to make sure that everyone uses equipment from IBM, mostly dating from 1989. Or, possibly, like this: we have designed some wonderful custom software at colossal expense. It took two years. It’s jolly hard to use so we won’t be training you in it until 1999. What are these people doing? They seem to actually prevent the staff on the ground from being able to take decisions and control their own use of information technology – as they do with all other equipment. It does make me cross. The reasons for this common attitude are many – and it is usually the fault of the system and not of the staff who work in it. But enough of computer departments – they’re just doing their jobs.

Now ask one more question: why should we object to this treatment? What have we to lose? A great deal, I think. There is more at stake than a few word processors. Do your bosses enjoy the pleasures of email between their desks? The chances are that they do. No doubt it saves them a bit of paper and shoe leather. But who else would really benefit from email; instant Computercommunication, between two people, or – crucially - many? In my experience email is the single best way to link together lots of people in the same organisation who rarely get together face-to-face. The technology to do it is now cheap and easy. Radio communication is a good second best, but email, properly implemented, can really bring together people such as rangers or reserve managers, who share a common interest and purpose, but are widely spread. They can leave messages, share information, circulate news to each other, and many other things. Of course, telephone, fax, or even post could do this. If the message is important enough, these methods probably get used anyway. But it is often the less important information which makes up the fabric of a strong team of colleagues. The day-to-day stuff, such as the date of Fred’s leaving party; an unusual sighting; suspicious cars; did you see you were in the Echo last night; and other things. If a system is easy to use, the messages will get sent. If not, we all have better things to do than ring up all our colleagues every afternoon. Without that interaction it is all too easy for countryside workers in particular to become isolated and out of touch. Communicating via a manager or head office cannot do this in the same way – it is too remote, too slow, and subject to too much scrutiny from above.

If you are managing to communicate with your peers as well as you would like– well done. If not, technology may have an answer. Are you being denied it?

I don’t think that most managers are deliberately keeping these resources from their staff, although they might be for all I know. Managers and staff alike are often unaware of how cheap and useful a good electronic communication system is. Of course, there will be a boss somewhere who dislikes the staff talking together behind his back. He probably thinks that email was an old-testament prophet. If that is your boss, bad luck. Take comfort though – his type will be extinct soon in a flurry of gold watches. The electronic revolution will see to that. All you have to do is make sure you are on the right side!

Matthew Chatfield: This article first appeared in The Ranger magazine, Winter 1997